7:07 am

anothervodkastinger:

No joke Joe Biden could seriously get it.

teenageiconophile:

*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*

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lol went to sleep at 8 now what

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nothing calms me down like the sound of someone else’s heartbeat and I just want there to be something else

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  • Straight haired person: Just comb it!
  • Curly haired person:
thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

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hellanne:

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